Thursday, June 10, 2010

Simon Maierhofer, On Wednesday June 9, 2010, 12:45 pm EDT

Bear markets are smart. The job of the bear is to separate as many investors from as much of their money as possible. The bear knows this can't be accomplished if everyone knows he's around.

To get the job done, the bear 'kills with kindness.' To make a major decline seem more like a correction and buying opportunity, the bear generously provides rallies, mainly larger one-day gains. This keeps investors believing that the bear is not in control - which is what it wants.

19 comments:

  1. What is this a party site? I don't get it!

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  2. Good for you jack wish you well,
    glad to see your on your way,if you
    need any advice you no where to reach
    me.

    Dw.

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  6. DW,

    Thanks for repping me. I really need this right now, the unemployment checks are running low and im not eligible to be on welfare yet. But, you know what they say:

    "The dolphin that swims upstream usually has a water tight asshole".

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  9. Why don't you ever talk about Unobtanium Jack?! That shit floats. Have you ever been to Pandora?!

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  11. Now everyone. Please lets calm down. There is enough financial genius to go around. Someone throw a subject at me. Watch this shit and learn.
    You know what they say:

    "The Fat man always eats the cheeseburger with 2 hands"

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  13. Hey Guys,

    Whoa........If you guys listened to everything i said, you would realize how amazing my pics are and spot on. Lets get down to business now shall we. So the markets opened today...........

    Just remember:

    "The donkey that rides on the cliff usually has some hair on his ass"

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  14. Hey Man,

    I have some big decisions to make soon. I was wondering if you could hook me up with some financial advice. I need a...."Slam Dunk" pick.

    Your Friend,
    Lebron James

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  17. Anonymous,

    Great question. I love mushrooms. They're are a great source of calcium. Speaking of calcium let's talk about sailboats. No one has them and everyone wants them. So my plan is to take the dividends that come from my gross margin,keep up guys these are financial terms, and invest in a sail boat. You must be thinking, "hey Jack, i heard you can't swim because of your 3 inch dick or Jack didn't you almost drown in a 2 foot kiddie pool a few years back". The answer to both of those is "yes". There are some solid investment opportunities in the east so I plan on sailing my boat to Texas where the oil is flowing. Do you guys feel me on this one? Just remember guys:

    "when life gives you steak maybe you should ask for some fries as well"

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