Wednesday, June 9, 2010

People will be skeptical at the moment. But as you'll see quicker than you think this market will drop, which is why i was strongly recommending the ultra short "DXD"... i suggest buying long term puts on the market and lock in big profits. ETF's are also a great way of protecting yourself as a hedge against the markets volatility. For people looking to make quick money that are more speculative i believe buy long term puts on "dndn" should bring you some quick spare change. Best of luck..

28 comments:

  1. Great call with the market! It looked like i was going to loose money all day till 3 o' clock rolled around and the market fell. Great prediction! Keep up the good work ill keep following!

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  2. Buying long term puts on DXD would make you bullish on the overall market since it is inverse... and you go LONG DXD, not short.. watch your writing...

    What do you mean by buying long term puts on the market, using what underlying security? Give me some reasons why you think this and that..

    Also why the hell would you buy long term puts if you think in the short term DNDN is going down? It doesn't make any sense, because you'll pay a time premium. So if you were really short term bearish on something buy the front month puts, because it's more in your favor as your cost of doing business and overall risk will be less.

    This is coming from a trader with over 8 yrs experience that actually learned a thing or two.

    I think you have your work cut out for you.

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  3. I went to high school with the kid who is writting this blog. He is a major burn out. I would not trust his advice on how to wipe my ass.

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  4. Come on guys, let's be nice to him. I made $1 Million yesterday buying Apples and Oranges, as well as shorting best friends Gold and Silver. Thanks for all of this great advice Jack and keep it coming!! Maybe today I'll be able to double my money from yesterday!!!!! You're the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. The T-Rex from Jurassic ParkJune 10, 2010 at 8:53 AM

    Hey man. Your picks have really helped me realize my financial goal in life. Thank you for helping me see the light. Your analysis is so thorough and yet not at all that even someone like me can understand it. Thank you for being born.

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  6. Turds in the toliet bowlJune 10, 2010 at 9:07 AM

    This site smells worse than us!!!!!!!!!!!

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  7. i also saw some helpful advice on www.meatspin.com for anyone who is interested

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  8. Guys!!!!!! I just purchased Apples competitor called Oranges!!!! They are editable and you can put them up your ass!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. Next, I'm going to get some kiwis and juggle them like my balls. Because my balls help me to make sound investment decisions. Believe in my balls.

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  10. I like balls

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  11. OMFG!!!!! I love Bieber!!!! I am going to go LONG in his SHORTS!!!!!!

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  12. Maybe you should short my shorts.......Get it?

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  13. Is this a blog where I can meet guys that like guys?

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  14. Hey Guys,

    Ford is unveiling it's Model T soon. It's going to be called an "automobile" or "car" as some may refer to it. Buy as much stock in Ford as possible. The game is about to change. I heard some guy named Bell is working on a "telephone" so keep a look out guys. Just remember,

    "pigs can't fly if they roll around in shit"

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  16. I love byrds. They're yummy.

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  18. Jack Klien
    Nassau Community College Associates Degree
    what a smart man...

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  19. Don't hate on community college.. Chad Ocho Cinco went to a community college so clearly we're not all failures.

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  20. HOLY SHIT THE MARKET CLOSES IN ABOUT AN HOUR!! JACK, HOW SHOULD I INVEST IN THESE LAST FEW MINUTES????????????????

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  21. Guys,

    This isn't fair!!!! I am sooo smart! I got an A in gym third grade and I knew Apples stock would go up and down with the release of the iPhone!!! Come on guys! I was such a straight shooter in high school!!!!

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  22. Cindy the High School SlutJune 10, 2010 at 11:50 AM

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  23. Stahn the Pirate HookerJune 10, 2010 at 11:53 AM

    Arrrghhh... You boys like Mexico???

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  24. Number 1 Fan,

    If you short the market while simultaneously hedging your bets against arbitrage, you will be able to successfully beat the tranches. Remember:

    "The hunter that waits will probably fall down a hill"

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  25. Guys,

    I just short my cousin. I am going to rock him in the face!

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  26. Billy the Anal-YstJune 10, 2010 at 11:56 AM

    Jack,

    Throwing random financial words together doesn't actually mean anything. Do you even know what any of that means?

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  27. jack you are a scumbag

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