Thursday, June 10, 2010

LOTS OF EXCITING NEWS POSTED EARLY... EARLY BIRDS ARE CATCHING THE WORM ON THE THIS ONE.. GOOD LUCK ALL..

6 comments:

  1. What news are you talking about? Apple's new competitor Oranges?

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  2. Is it possible for birds to eat apple's and orange's too or just worms? Thanks Jack!

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  3. Did the humans successfully invade pandora? Can we put a long on Unobtanium?!?!?! Jack, I need to know these things.

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  4. Jack,

    This news you speak of...What is it? It's a matter of national security. Please let me know. My analysts at the white house are in suspense for this information. God Bless America. God Bless this blog.

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  5. Jack,

    What the fuck is wrong with you? Why can't you define your returns for your "EXCITING NEWS." In the world of finance we use numbers to tell the story. At least learn how to use Yahoo Finance.

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  6. Anonymous,

    I don't use Yahoo Finance. I use GuysonGoats.com for my financial stats. So let's think about this in a realistic and efficient manner. Yahoo is a company that starts with a Y. As we've seen in the recession, companies that start with Y don't last such as Bear Sterns. So I'd recommend you stay away from any company that has a Y in it otherwise you'll be on the streets giving handies for money like me soon. Just remember:

    "The kid with a slow response may be retarded"

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